Today the foreign instructor from the United Kingdom who teaches oral English did an earthshaking thing…he said that pandas are from South Korea. The ancestors of all the Chinese people are South Koreans and stated categorically that their textbooks taught them that way. As a result all the classmates were dumbfounded. After we argued with him for half an hour, he confessed that he was teasing us only to inspire us to express our opinions in English…Teacher you really understand our anger points [know how to push our buttons].
[Note: The past few years have witnessed several cultural history debates between China and South Korea, such as the debate over the nationality of Confucius.]
The last time the Germans were so brutal was during World War II. By @假装在纽约
I’ve seen a lot of textbook doodles, but it’s the first time that I saw one that’s so pure and aesthetic.
Q: What’s the first unequal treaty in the modern history of China? A: Free shipping for [deliveries to] Jiang, Zhe and Hu!!!
[Note: Jiang, Zhe and Hu respectively refer to Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai.]
Don’t keep complaining about what’s lacking in your world. Look at the yellow little person who does not have shoulders but still wears overalls.
感觉自己萌萌哒 [gǎn jué zì jǐ méng méng da] n. Feel that [I] am such a cutie. This Internet slang phrase went popular recently as a way of complimenting oneself or others for playing cute or doing funny things.
Do you feel you are such a cuite!!!
Our school website published a voting post titled “What’s the sentence that you say to females most often at the University of Electronic Science and Technology?” The top five sentences are respectively:
1. Three liang of rice [3.5 oz].
2. [I] want this dish.
3. Hello auntie.
4. Four liang of rice [7 oz].
5. Auntie, open the door [please].
[Note: The fifth sentence is said to the female dorm manager while the other four sentences are said to the female servers at the school cafeteria.]
Canteen owner: Have you heard about this thing? If the pull-tab on a beverage can is broken but the can is still not opened yet, then it means that this pull-tab is chosen by the Heaven as a ring to wear on a finger for good luck.
I: So boss [a common way of addressing a business owner] for sure you are not gonna give me a new can, are you?
Canteen owner: Nope.
Had he looked down for one sec, this movie would have been greatly shortened.
The bigger your heart, the wider your smile…