little-snowman

腫麼 [zhǒng me] adv./conj.

A phonetically deviated term meaning 怎麼 [zěn me] “how, why, what’s the matter” in a humorous manner.

小雪人,你这是肿么了?我一打开你你就这表情,我吃你你不高兴了吧?

Little snowman, what’s going on? As soon as I opened your bag, you gave me this look. Are you unhappy because I am going to eat you?