黑木耳 [hēi mù ěr] & 粉木耳 [hēi mù ěr]

Black fungus with green pepper

Black fungus with green pepper

黑木耳 [hēi mù ěr] n.

Black fungus. A sexist, derogatory, and misogynic Internet slang term for the vagina of a woman with rich sexual experience. A virgin’s vagina is called 粉木耳 [hēi mù ěr] “pink fungus”.

我记得小时候我问爸妈什么是性,他们一脸欲言又止;现在他们问我什么是黑木耳,我一脸欲言又止……

I remember when I was a child I asked my parents what sex was, they wished to tell me but stopped on a second thought. Now they ask me what a black fungus is, I wished to tell them but stopped on a second thought…

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