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爺 [yé] n. Literally “Grandpa”, this slang term is often used to refer to oneself.

8年前,我们中队的奇奇,—标准割—“傻大兵,爷不吃泡面的好不?”

都不知道你还在世不。。。

8 years ago, our squadron’s Qiqi, —standard division [distinguishing between background information and the punch line]—“Silly soldier, Grandpa does not eat instant noodles, OK?”

Don’t know if you are still alive or not…