鬧哪樣 [nào nǎ yàng] <Expression> [What are you] trying to do?
中國好XX [zhōng guó hǎo XX] <Expression> Chinese+good XX. The good…of China. This expression became popular because of the reality singing competition 中国好声音 The Good Voices of China aka the Chinese version of The Voice which began airing in 2012.
Yesterday, I went to eat Roast Duck Over Rice. At the table next to me sat a father and a daughter. The daughter looked like she was a high school student～Cut [Indicating the end of background information on Chinese humor website 糗事百科 Encyclopedia of Embarrassment]～Since the Roast Duck Over Rice arrived, the uncle [a friendly way of addressing an older man] had kept refilling his daughter’s plate with the roast duck and saying, “Eat more, eat more!” Louzhu [I] was touched: What a great Chinese father! However, gc [the climax of the story] came. The uncle continued: Eat more, when you become a fat girl, nobody will pursue you and you’ll [settle down] and study hard!～Uncle～what are you doing? Where’s the good father that we reached an agreement upon?