Went to visit a newborn baby. Bored, I sat in the corner and said to the baby: Welcome to this world.  As you are a new comer, I think it is necessary to let you know how far we’ve got in terms of understanding this world. The Planck constant for our universe is 6.026*10^-34Js. Initially we defined 7 fundamental units…when I was talking about the Schrödinger equation [the baby] was taken away by someone. #[Great because] I didn’t really know how to explain bosonic string [theory]#

[Note: This joke depicts a narrator who sounds like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory which has been popular among Chinese students.]

去探望新生儿,无聊了,坐在角落里,对baby说:欢迎来到这个世界,对于刚来的你,我觉得有必要向你介绍一下我们目前对这个世界的认识程度,本宇宙的普朗克常数为6.026*10^-34Js,起初我们定义了7个基本物理量……刚讲到薛定谔方程就被人抱走了。#不然玻色弦我还真不知道怎么讲#

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