這貨 [zhè huò] n. This dude, often used in causal conversation among Chinese young people.

奇葩 [qí pā] n./adj. Weirdo. Goofy, wacky, zany.

Just now I took a cab. The driver asked me if I wanted to listen to the music. I said sure, but I didn’t expect this SB to sing for me for the whole time…when this dude was carried away he called out to himself: “Where is the applause?” And then he honked a few times [for himself]. Well that was not the climax, as this weirdo screamed again, “Where are your hands? Let me see your hands!” While I was confused, I saw him activate the window wipers…[黑线]

刚才打车,司机问我听歌不?我说听听吧。结果没想到这SB给我唱了一路。。。这货唱到兴起还自言自语地喊着:“掌声在哪里?随后按几下喇叭。这还不是高潮,这奇葩又喊着:“你们的双手在哪里?让我看到你们的双手!”我正纳闷着,然后看到他启动了雨刷……[黑线]