Today my ten-year-old younger brother logged on to our mom’s QQ account and sent me a link to Taobao, for a remote-controlled airplane. Later he sent me another message: “Son, your mother [referring to herself] wants to play this, so buy one for mommy [me].” I was fucking stupefied.

今天十岁的弟弟用妈妈的q给我发了一个某宝的付款连接,是一架遥控飞机,又发消息说:儿子,妈想玩这个,给妈妈买一个吧。我他妈是惊呆了。