Internet Slang, Quips

Prank for College Entrance Exam

Comrades who have been at university, what can you do if you are available on June 7 and 8 this year? I recommend that you put on the high school uniform, grab the exam admission package, and wait outside the examination hall. When the test-takers come out, you walk along and yell: Fuck, too simple! Of course, you can try the more empowering one: When you are waiting to enter the examination hall, say that you did not bring the exam admission ticket and stuff with you. Stay for a while to get enough attention and then smartly turn around, yelling, “What’s the big deal? I don’t want to take it anymore!”

上大学的同志们,今年6月78两天没事的做什么呢?建议大家穿上高中校服,拿着当年的准考袋,在考场门口,等考生出来后,就边走边大声喊出:尼玛,太简单了!当然,更给力的可以:在门口等进去的时候,表示准考证什么的没带,磨一会儿吸引眼球后潇洒一转身,大喊声“有什么,老子不考了!”

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