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If I Were A National People’s Congress Delegate…

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If I were a National People’s Congress delegate, I would definitely make this proposal: Use Alipay [an online payment/escrow service similar to PayPal that is used with Chinese online marketplace Taobao] when it comes time to pay taxes, so we can wait for the government to achieve something or fulfill a commitment before confirming the payment, otherwise get a refund of the total sum. By that time, government officials will be chasing after us calling, “Dear, give a positive review! Dear, vote for me, and I guarantee to serve the people! Dear, the achievement is here, please verify!

如果我是全国人大代表,一定上一个提案:纳税的时候采用支付宝,等政府做出政绩或者兑现承诺了,我们就确认支付,不然全额退款。那时,政府官员就会追着我们的屁股喊:亲,给个好评呗亲!亲,选我咯,包为人民服务亲!亲,政绩在这里,请查收!

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