Quips

Five Sentences

Our school website published a voting post titled “What’s the sentence that you say to females most often at the University of Electronic Science and Technology?” The top five sentences are respectively:

1. Three liang of rice [150g].

2. [I] want this dish.

3. Hello auntie.

4. Four liang of rice [200g].

5. Auntie, open the door [please].

[Note: The fifth sentence is said to the female dorm manager while the other four sentences are said to the female servers at the school cafeteria.]

我们学校网站发了一个投票贴,题目是“你在电子科大和女性说过的最多的一句话是什么?”,得票率排前五的分别是
1.三两饭
2.要这个菜
3.阿姨好
4.四两饭
5.阿姨,开一哈门

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