Blind Date

Went on a blind date. The girl said: Hello. I answered. Hello, whether to have kids is up to you; will save the adult (if you have a difficult labor); doesn’t matter whose family name the baby gets; having a son is just the same as having a daughter; won’t care even if you are infertile; my mom knows how to swim; not gay; don’t have AIDS; will add your name to the property ownership certificate; won’t live with my parents [after getting married]; don’t visit prostitutes; don’t do drugs; if I have an extramarital affair, I’ll give you everything upon divorce; my bank cards are yours so just buy, buy, buy!



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