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Ke Zhendong’s News

ke-zhendongHaving seen Ke Zhendong’s news [Ko Chen-tung, a Taiwanese actor who was went to jail for smoking marihuana in China] news, my mom told me seriously, “Son, never take drugs!” Looking at my mom’s stern face, I felt an inexplicable throb in my heart. With tears in my eyes, I said, “Mom, prostitution, gambling, and drugs—which one do you think I can afford?”

看了柯震东的新闻,我妈很正式的对我说:孩子,千万不要吸毒!看着母亲认真的表情,心中莫名的悸动,双眼泛着泪花说:妈,你看我黄赌毒哪个消费得起?

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