逗逼=逗比 [dòu bī]

 逗逼=逗比 [dòu bī] n. Joker/jester. A person who likes to tease or amuse others.

Dear mother-in-law, bad rating for you. [Because] Your shipping is slower than a snail.

Dear mother-in-law, [I have] a nasty review for you. [Because] Your shipping is slower than a snail.

I just like two things about you. You can't count.

I just like two things about you. You can’t count.

Self-control. Self-control. "You there?"

Self-control. Self-control. “You there?”

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