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Taoist Deities

taoist-gods

Tomorrow I am taking a group trip to a mountain with colleagues. The old section chief earnestly advised an idiotic colleague: Little X, there are many temples in the mountain. The gods there are efficacious. Why don’t you take a bundle of joss sticks, buy some more articles of tribute, and diligently worship those gods. I guarantee that you will have a baby next year. Let me tell you, the gods there like nuts: Pistachios, apricots, salted cashews…

@daomen.org-orthodoxical Taoism site: Actually we poor monks like these snacks too…

明天跟同事组团去山里。老科长语重心长,指点二逼同事:小X啊,山里庙子很多,神仙灵啊,不如你明天带把香,多买点贡品,好好拜拜嘛包你明年生娃,我跟你讲,那边神仙喜欢坚果的,开心果啊,大杏仁啊,盐焗腰果……

@道門網-正统道教网站:其实这些贫道也喜欢。。。

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