When I was a second grader my mom joked that she would sell me. My mom spoke so earnestly that I took it seriously. I went to school and tearfully told the class president about that. The class president was worried too and organized the whole class to go to my house to plead with my mom not to sell me. When a bunch of kids knelt down out there, my mom, who was playing mahjong, was totally dumbfounded…[拜拜]