我想靜靜 [wǒ xiǎng jìng jìng] I want some quiet time. This Internet slang term is used to when you are shocked. The term is sometimes followed by 別問我靜靜是誰 [bié wèn wǒ jìng jìng shì shuí] Don’t ask me who JIngjing is.
Possible origins of the Internet slang terms:
The distressed husband was drinking. The wife asked: What are you doing? The husband said: Don’t talk to me. I want some quiet time. The wife turned around and slapped him in the face, asking: Who the hell is Jingjing?
[Note: 我想靜靜 [wǒ xiǎng jìng jìng] 1) I want some quiet time; 2) I miss Jingjing. Jingjing could be a female first name.]
Girl: You obviously like me, but you don’t want to tell me that.
Guy: Enough. I want some quiet time.
Girl: Who is Jingjing?
Guy: You tell me first who Mingming is!
[Note: 明明 [míng míng] 1) Obviously 2) Mingming could be a male first name.]