~”What are the saddest lines you’ve ever read in in a poem? ~”Traveling together for twelve years / They didn’t know Mu-lan was a girl.”
~What does it feel like to have a thing for someone? ~A is enamored with B; B’s got a backup.
~Who do you think is the greatest fictional character in history? ~Someone else’s child.
[Note: The above are among the latest quips from the Sina Weibo hashtag #榜姐每日话题#.]