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Owl: I am not against anyone in particular, but when it comes to leg length, you guys are all douchebags.

猫头鹰:我不是针对谁,比起腿长,在座的各位都是垃圾。

[Note: This quip adopts a popular sentence structure which was used by a student in a school debate. The sentence structure caused a buzz on Sina Weibo. Having long legs is one of the symbols of beauty in China.]