If the stories in classical Chinese went this way, they would probably afford great satisfaction to everyone.

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— On the evening of the 12th night of the 10th lunar month of the Yuanfeng reign, I undressed with the intention to sleep. The moon shed light on the room, I got up at its invitation and ventured out. To find company to share the fun, I proceeded to the Chengtian Temple to find Zhang Huaimin.

— Zhang Huaimin: Not interested.

“Journal of A Night out at the Chengtian Temple”: The End

要是文言文按照这种剧情发展,感觉很大快人心呢[doge]

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