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Waiting in line outside the public restroom for five friends.

 

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This god is in charge of hacking newborns to give each of them a butt crack.

 

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We ran out of paper napkins [after washing the hands] in the restroom.
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Your toupee was pilfered by that person!

 

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Just started learning how to type.