Jokes, Pictures, Quips, Wallace Chung

Wallace Chung’s Crazy “Wives”

#钟汉良乐作人生巡回演唱会# [心] #钟汉良幸福的理由# [心]

How can she be so many people’s sister-in-law?

Yes, she can! Who said yes? [污]

OK, she can tonight! …………

We were playing; you were smiling!

Sickeningly sweet! Cheesily sweet! [So sweet] #钟汉良# @钟汉良 ​​​


#钟汉良乐作人生巡回演唱会# [心]
#钟汉良幸福的理由# [心]
#钟汉良# @钟汉良 ​​​
Source: Weibo

Jin Xing on Jin Dong

Jin Xing:
I am most disappointed in my favorite Jin Dong.
His roles are too similar.
His recent roles.
I thought it [The First Half of My Life] was Ode to Joy 2!
[His role in Ode to Joy] was like this [He Han].
Then in Surgeons, he played the same type of men.
Then in The First Half of My Life, he played the same type of men again:
Donning a suit,
looking all sharp and cool,
and then giving me a lot of chicken soup [life advice],
and knowing everything there is to know about life.
Too simliar.
But he still acted well.

Jin Dong kept playing the man that most men want to be, didn’t he?


Grandpa’s Sweat

Grandpa passed away. His body was placed in a freezer. Many people came to mourn him. Before his dead body was moved to the coffin, the freezer was turned off and slowly brought to room temperature, so water drops appeared on grandpa’s face. The grandson saw that and asked his grandma: Why is Papa sweating? Grandma replied: Oh that’s fine. It’s the first time that Papa passed away. He is a little nervous.




The Importance of a Teacher

After Qi Tongwei [a character in the popular TV show In the Name of People] married Teacher Liang, he became the head of the provincial Party government department;
After Gao Yuliang married Teacher Wu, he became the deputy secretary of the provincial Party committee;
After Macron married Teacher Bu [Brigitte], he became the president.
—On the importance of a teacher

Gao Yuliang eventually divorced Teacher Wu and married the younger Gao Xiaofeng. In the end he got 19 years of jail time;
Qi Tongwei seemed to be in harmony but actually at variance with Teacher Liang. He had a secret affair with Gao Xiaoqin. In the end he killed himself with a bullet.
Conclusion: If you marry your teacher, you will win success and recognition; if you divorce your teacher, you will lose all standing and reputation!
—Again, on the importance of a teacher


Cool Moms

Hahaha such moms are so cool [哈哈][哈哈] ​​​​

I overheard two aunts [middle-aged women] talking while taking a walk in the park after dinner. Aunt A asked: You daughter must be 29 now, right? How come she hasn’t found a husband? And you don’t give her a push either. Aunt B answered: She does not want to get married. Aunt A was very surprised after hearing that: Not wanting to get married? What is she going to do after she gets old? Aunt B answered: When she is old, I will be dead already. Why do I have to care so much about that?

My aunt: Why is Little Huang still unmarried? Look at Tingting (her daughter). She went to find dates as soon as I asked her to. My mom: Right. Tingting has had this strength since she was a kid. She eats everything you give her. Not picky at all. #Oh the mouths of middle-aged women#

WeChat conversation:

A: [cp] When you look for boyfriends, never tell him you are crazy about any star. Just tell him you love travelling and you will go to several places every year. Tell him you love collecting stuff. Occasionally you will receive odd packets. Tell him you love making friends and have some girls whom you love chatting with on line. You love a certain color and get stoked as soon as you see it. You love sports and have to go to the stadium several times. When you successfully get the guy, then you can tell him: I am a crazy fan. So what…Of course, if you see someone you don’t like, you can tell him up front you are a crazy fan and you are a brain-damaged avid fan 24 hours a day. [微笑] [/cp]

B: Thank you mom.

哈哈哈这样的妈妈很酷了[哈哈][哈哈] ​​​​


Period Fiasco

The finals were just over. I, a junior high school student, was taking care of my 5-year-old brother (a little brat) at home during the break when my period came. Coincidentally, the restroom door was broken at the same time…While I was changing that thing, my brother came in…and then he exited screaming at the top of his lungs. The saddest part is he called 110…telling them “my sister is trying to kill herself in the restroom.” The local police came in less than five minutes and my parents also came home…the neighbors were startled too. So embarrassing.

Note: It’s important to teach little boys what menstruation is…


Wallace Chung’s Father



Seeing Shuishui [a Wallace fan] had bought so many [Wallace] albums, I recalled a little story from the past. My little sister was working at KPS [Video Express, a Hong Kong-based multimedia store which sold and rented videos, CDs and movies], there was an uncle [a polite way of addressing an older male to show respect] who often went to her store to buy Wallace’s albums. One time, my sister asked him out of curiosity why he bought so many albums every time Wallace dropped a new album. She asked if that uncle was Wallace’s fan. The uncle said no. Then my sister questioned, “If you are not a fan, why do you buy so many of his albums?” The uncle answered my sister, “Because Wallace Chung is my son. I want to support him with my action, haha!”

Source: Weibo

[Note: This annecdote is incredibly touching. Wallace’s father originally objected to Wallace’s career goal of being a dancer, but the power of love as well as Wallace’s hard work transcend all the disagreements…]

Wallace Chung’s parents attended his fan meet in Hangzhou on June 8, 2014.