雲吸貓 [yún xī māo] n. Cloud+sniff+cat. Related to 吸貓 [xī māo] “raise a pet cat,” this Internet slang term refers to cat lovers’ enjoying the cat pictures posted online by other people.
貓奴 [māo nú] n. Cat+slave. This Internet slang term is a playful nickname for cat owners because they sweat and toil to serve their pet cats. It is often used self-mockingly by cat owners.
鏟屎官 [chǎn shǐ guān] n. Scoop+poo+official. The poo-scooping official. This Internet slang term is a playful nickname for cat owners because that’s what they do for their pet cats every day. It is often used self-mockingly and rather proudly by cat owners.
吸霾 [xī mái] v. Sniff+smog. To have to sniff smog constantly because of air pollution. This Internet slang term mimics the word 吸煙 [xī yān] “smoking.”
吸貓 [xī māo] v. Sniff+cat. (Of a cat owner) to sniff the cat. This Internet slang term is often used by cat owners to describe their love for cats. They can’t help hugging and playing with the cats as soon as they see them, and they even like sniffing the smell of cats. The term mimics the word 吸煙 [xī yān] “smoking.”
A lucky kitty: I exhausted all my good luck just to meet you!
二哈 [èr hā] n. Silly+Ha. Silly husky. This Internet slang term is an affectionate nickname for pet huskies.