Wallace Chung

Wallace Fires His Mom

Sorry, mom,
I want to fire you.

Always,
I say I will go home after I am finished with all this work.

Always,
only when I feel unwell
will I think of my mom: She is probably fine, right?

Always,
I am busy day after day.
Only when I stop working will I think:
For life
you must have toiled a lot too, right?

Dear mom,
love and cherish yourself.

Now you have the Ecovacs robots to help you.
All these years, you have travailed a lot
May the mothers all over the world have a happy Mother’s Day.

Ecovacs Robotics
They are robots, they are also your family.

#钟汉良#

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Internet Slang

你的良心不會痛嗎 [nǐ de liáng xīn bú huì tòng ma]

你的良心不會痛嗎 [nǐ de liáng xīn bú huì tòng ma] <Expression> Doesn’t your conscience feel pain? This expression originated from an Internet joke about the bromance between Tang poets Du Fu and Li Bai. The joke claims that Du Fu wrote 12 poems for or about Li Bai, but Li Bai reciprocated with only one poem. The joke writer felt sorry for the “mistreated” Du Fu and questioned Li Bai if he felt guilty for his “cruelty” with the aforementioned expression. Regardless of its original interrogative tone, this expression is now often used humorously to tease someone.

Wallace Chung

Wallace Chung on “Three”

wallace-chungFate, morals, courage, sensibility—parts of everyone’s life. Story, journey, experience, composure— a game of three. Mortals blunder, masters blunder by mistake. The balance of Taiji; the principles of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism. Those are my takeaway from the film “Three.” When I was on the set, I often saw Director To acting like a vagabond doing his favorite thing, bold and unbridled. His world goes beyond considerations of good and evil and lends itself more to the portrayal of reality. Since part of the reality is humanity, any thought that is supposed to cross a character’s mind he wouldn’t shun. Hence, “classic” means to Director To making the films that he wants to make and letting time form the tribunal. “Three” will definitely become Director To’s new classic. “Where there are three men walking together, one of them is bound to be able to teach me something.” We will prove that.

[Note: According to Wikipedia—

Taiji (simplified Chinese: 太极; traditional Chinese: 太極; pinyin: tàijí; literally: “great pole”) is a Chinesecosmological term for the “Supreme Ultimate” state of undifferentiated absolute and infinite potential, the oneness before duality, from which Yin and Yang originate, contrasted with the Wuji (無極, “Without Ultimate”).

Confucianism, also known as Ruism, is a system of philosophical and “ethical-sociopolitical teachings” sometimes described as a religion.

Buddhism is a religionand dharma that encompasses a variety of traditionsbeliefs and spiritual practices largely based on teachingsattributed to the Buddha.

Taoism (also called Daoism) is a spiritual, philosophical and religious tradition of Chinese origin that emphasizes living in harmony with the Tao (also romanized as Dao).]

命運道德勇氣感知,眾人之事。故事旅程經驗淡然,三人之局。凡人犯錯,高手錯犯,太極的平衡,儒釋道的哲理。這是對電影三人行的感悟。拍攝時,我常看著杜導在他最喜歡的事情裡像個浪子恣意張狂,他的世界觀穿透善惡,更多一點描摹的是真實,而真實裡某部份是人性,角色該有的思想他都不會避。於是經典之於杜導,是能夠去拍他想拍的電影,再把結論交給時間。三人行必定會是杜導的再一個經典。「三人行,必有我師焉」就等著我們來證明。L《三人行》全国公映!曝纪录片@電影三人行官博@鍾漢良W良家族¡查看图片

Source: Weibo

Jokes

Alterantive Endings of Stories in Classical Chinese

If the stories in classical Chinese went this way, they would probably afford great satisfaction to everyone.

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— On the evening of the 12th night of the 10th lunar month of the Yuanfeng reign, I undressed with the intention to sleep. The moon shed light on the room, I got up at its invitation and ventured out. To find company to share the fun, I proceeded to the Chengtian Temple to find Zhang Huaimin.

— Zhang Huaimin: Not interested.

“Journal of A Night out at the Chengtian Temple”: The End

要是文言文按照这种剧情发展,感觉很大快人心呢[doge]

Source: Weibo

Internet Slang, Pictures

花式虐狗 [huā shì nüè gǒu]

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花式虐狗 [huā shì nüè gǒu] v. Fancy+abuse+dogs. To hurt the feelings of single people [single dogs] knowingly or unknowingly through myriad forms of public display of affection.

This Chinese Valentine’s Day even the Uncles Police Officers would take the lead to abuse the single dogs [singletons]…

Photos by @思晔_PHOTO

Actually the first time I laid my eyes on you,
Actually the first time I laid my eyes on you,
 I got a special feeling.
I got a special feeling.
 Although you are not like them...
Although you are not like them…
 But I like the way you are.
But I like the way you are.
 You said,
You said,
you want to wear the police uniform all your life.
you want to wear the police uniform all your life.
 So, please allow me
So, please allow me
 to wear the matching
to wear the matching “couple shirts” with you till the end.

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