A gay friend said he thought he wouldn’t be bothered now that he came out, but his mom still lectured him during the Chinese New Year for being single: “All men like those who are younger. If you don’t hurry, you won’t be able to snag any men.”
A girl asked me to mail something for her. She gave me an empty box and asked me to wrap it up. I asked her out of curiosity, “Who is this box for?” She said, “A guy I have had a crush on for a long time.” I was stunned, “But there’s nothing inside!” She said, “There’s something that only I can see.” Her answer confused me even more. I asked her discreetly what on earth was inside. She said, “A box of wishful thinking.”
大豬蹄子 [dà zhū tí zi] Big pig’s foot. Trotter. This Internet slang term refers to an unwelcome man, especially a man who is not sensitive to women’s emotional needs, a fickle man who turns cold to a woman after they become a couple, or a man who is a playboy. The meme went popular in August, 2018 as a generic complaint about men’s shortcomings.
撩 [liāo] v. Tantalize/tease/lift up. To flirt with someone.
求生欲 [qiú shēng yù] n. The will to live. This Internet slang term is often used to describe men’s will to please their intimate partners through sweet talk. It is a sexist term that reflects the stereotype of women being easily offended.
高甜 [gāo tián] adj. Highly sweet. This Internet slang term positively describes how intimate and affectionate a couple is.
NTR <Acronym> This acronym is short for the Japanese phrase “Ne To Ra Re” (寝取られ). It means someone else slept with one’s date or partner.