Tag Archives: dating & relationships

Even If You Are Gay

A gay friend said he thought he wouldn’t be bothered now that he came out, but his mom still lectured him during the Chinese New Year for being single: “All men like those who are younger. If you don’t hurry, you won’t be able to snag any men.”

一个gay朋友说,本以为出了柜就没事了,结果单身的他过年依然被妈妈教育:“是男人都喜欢年轻的,你再不抓紧,男人都找不到了。” ​​​​
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Gift

A girl asked me to mail something for her. She gave me an empty box and asked me to wrap it up. I asked her out of curiosity, “Who is this box for?” She said, “A guy I have had a crush on for a long time.” I was stunned, “But there’s nothing inside!” She said, “There’s something that only I can see.” Her answer confused me even more. I asked her discreetly what on earth was inside. She said, “A box of wishful thinking.”

大豬蹄子 [dà zhū tí zi]

大豬蹄子 [dà zhū tí zi] Big pig’s foot. Trotter. This Internet slang term refers to an unwelcome man, especially a man who is not sensitive to women’s emotional needs, a fickle man who turns cold to a woman after they become a couple, or a man who is a playboy. The meme went popular in August, 2018 as a generic complaint about men’s shortcomings.