New Trend

Teachers’ new ways of grading students’ exams. Other people’s teachers and the assignments graded by other people’s teachers. I am not envious at all!!!

I’m a Teacher

Teacher: I can let you off the hook today, tomorrow, and even the day after tomorrow, but you must remember: I am a teacher, not a fisher. ​​​​

Teenage Greasiness

What’s teenage greasiness? Teenage greasiness is the state of being too lazy to read yet too vain to stop being a pretentious prick.

Deng Lun’s Aspiration

An internet user reported that in high school years a girl had a crush on Deng Lun, but Deng Lun told the girl “Shijiazhuang is not the place where my aspiration lies.” Hahahahahahahahaha, what kind of “Chuunibyou” (8th-grade syndrome) statement is this? [允悲]

@Rabbit每日爆料

网友爆料高中时期有女孩子喜欢邓伦，结果邓伦对女孩说了一句“我志不在石家庄”，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，这是什么中二言论 ​​​​

Entertainer Dream

My mom suddenly asked me, “I’m going to send you off to be an entertainer. How do you like it?”
I: I’m not good looking and I don’t know how to sing or dance. Why do you want me to be an entertainer?
My mom: So you’d better concentrate on your studies!
??? ​​​​

低分飄過 [dī fēn piāo guò]

低分飄過 [dī fēn piāo guò] v. To float by with a low score. To narrowly pass an exam with a low score.

越努力，越幸運 [yuè nǔ lì, yuè xìng yùn]

越努力，越幸運 [yuè nǔ lì, yuè xìng yùn] <Expression> The harder you work, the luckier you are. This inspirational expression recently became more popular as the slogan of Idol Producer, a Chinese reality boy group survival show produced by iQiyi.

課代表 [kè dài biǎo]

課代表 [kè dài biǎo] n. Class representative. This Internet slang term refers to people who are good at explaining a hot topic for other Internet users. Internet users often call for a “class representative” humorously when they want to understand a complicated issue so that they don’t have to read about it on their own.

這屆…不行 [zhè jiè…bù xíng]

這屆…不行 [zhè jiè…bù xíng] <Expression> This year’s…are not good. This expression is often used to show disapproval of a certain group of people who did not live up to one’s expectation. The expression mimics the tone of voice of Chinese teachers. Chinese teachers at elementary schools and high schools are famous for degrading all their students as the “worst group of students they’ve ever taught.”

村 [cūn]

村 [cūn] The village. This Internet slang term is a nickname that some mainland Chinese students use to describe their universities in the rural or less cosmopolitan parts of the United States.