New Kicks

The difference between new shoes and old shoes is, when someone steps on your new shoes you’ll say “You stepped on my shoes”; but it’ll be another story if you’re wearing old kicks: “Shoot! You stepped on my toes!”

新鞋跟旧鞋的区别是,新鞋被踩你会说“你踩我鞋了”,旧鞋就不一样了,“你特么踩我脚了”!