The world’s first threesome gay marriage in the spotlight. Three homosexual men from Thailand love one another so much that they decided to get married.
It is said that while I was a child I was so stoked seeing my parents fighting that I would keep jumping up and down barefoot on the couch and claping hands and shouting ,”Go go go!” My parents would always feel as if they were bulls or cocks in a bullfight or a cockfight so that they would stop fighting out of embarrassment. Gee I don’t remember being so smart whatsoever.
“Say you like me.”
“You like me.”
“No. It should be ‘I like you’.”
Programmers’ reading experience: Introduction to X Language —> X Language Application and Practice —> Advanced Programing with X Language —> The Science and Art of X Language —> The Beauty of Programming —> The Way of Programing —> The Zen of Programming —> The Guide to Curing Spondylosis
Chen Yixun & Zhou Jielun
Chopsticks Brothers & Phoenix Legend
Don’t laugh at them—in the field of square dancing, having Chopsticks Brothers and Phoenix Legend on the same stage equals having Chen Yixun [Eason Chan] and Zhou Jielun [Jay Chou] sing together.
Mom: Look at your room. It is as dirty as a pigsty! Go clean up your room! I: Have you ever seen a pig clean up the house? Isn’t it the pig farmer’s job?
颜值 [yán zhí]
n. Meaning “face” in Kanji, this Internet slang term returned to China as an index for measuring the beauty or handsomeness of one’s face. 颜值爆表 [yán zhí bào biǎo] “Maxing out the cute-o-meter”, unbelievably beautiful/handsome.
Who maxes out your cute-o-meter?
妈癌 [mā ái]
n. “Mom cancer”, a behavioral dysfunction in friendship. Suspected of OCD or boundary confusions, such people are overprotective of their friends. E.g. they nag their friends to stay warm in cold weather or to stay out of toxic relationships, though in vain.
-Big brother, when I wash dishes my mom never sees it; when I don’t wash dishes, my mom always sees that. Can you tell me what I should do? -To protect your mom’s vision, don’t wash dishes any more.