年下攻 [nián xià gōng ]

年下攻 [nián xià gōng ] n. Age+below+attack. The younger one on top. This Internet slang term refers to a homosexual relationship where the younger person is the top while the older person is the bottom.

This slang term is related to 耽美 [dān měi].

Even If You Are Gay

A gay friend said he thought he wouldn’t be bothered now that he came out, but his mom still lectured him during the Chinese New Year for being single: “All men like those who are younger. If you don’t hurry, you won’t be able to snag any men.”

一个gay朋友说,本以为出了柜就没事了,结果单身的他过年依然被妈妈教育:“是男人都喜欢年轻的,你再不抓紧,男人都找不到了。” ​​​​

付蘭蘭 [fù lán lán] or 腐蘭蘭 [fǔ lán lán]

付蘭蘭 [fù lán lán] or 腐蘭蘭 [fǔ lán lán] n. Fu Lanlan or Rotten Lanlan. This Internet slang term is an affectionate nickname for James Franco because it sounds like his last name. “Lanlan” is traditionally a female name and 腐 [fǔ] as an Internet slang term means “obsessed with bromance or romance between two young men .”

Traffic Officer and City Management Officer

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I just passed by an intersection when I overhead a traffic officer saying to a city management officer, “You are driving out all the street vendors who sell breakfast [snacks]. Are you planning to starve me to death?” [笑cry]

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[Imagined ending:] The city management officer lifted up the traffic officer’s chin with his index finger, “Did I not feed you enough, hmm?”

Source: Weibo