年下攻 [nián xià gōng ]

年下攻 [nián xià gōng ] n. Age+below+attack. The younger one on top. This Internet slang term refers to a homosexual relationship where the younger person is the top while the older person is the bottom.

This slang term is related to 耽美 [dān měi].

Even If You Are Gay

A gay friend said he thought he wouldn’t be bothered now that he came out, but his mom still lectured him during the Chinese New Year for being single: “All men like those who are younger. If you don’t hurry, you won’t be able to snag any men.”

@琦殿

一个gay朋友说，本以为出了柜就没事了，结果单身的他过年依然被妈妈教育：“是男人都喜欢年轻的，你再不抓紧，男人都找不到了。” ​​​​

LOVE!

Read a story on Douban. [A couple] wanted to play Hebe’s [Hebe Tien] “My Love” at their wedding, but the emcee played “LOVE!” instead. When the lyrics came out, the mother-in-law’s face turned ashen LOLLLLL. ​​​​

Listen to the aforementioned song “LOVE!” and read its English translation here. You will understand the joke immediately!

Gay蜜 [Gay mì]

Gay蜜 [Gay mì] n. Gay+honey. [A woman’s] best gay friend. This Internet slang term is often used positively to describe a woman’s sophisticated and compassionate homosexual guy friend.

賣腐 [mài fǔ]

賣腐 [mài fǔ] v. Sell+gayness. To present oneself or a piece of artwork in a way that appeals to an audience that adore homosexuality.

付蘭蘭 [fù lán lán] or 腐蘭蘭 [fǔ lán lán]

付蘭蘭 [fù lán lán] or 腐蘭蘭 [fǔ lán lán] n. Fu Lanlan or Rotten Lanlan. This Internet slang term is an affectionate nickname for James Franco because it sounds like his last name. “Lanlan” is traditionally a female name and 腐 [fǔ] as an Internet slang term means “obsessed with bromance or romance between two young men .”

Traffic Officer and City Management Officer

I just passed by an intersection when I overhead a traffic officer saying to a city management officer, “You are driving out all the street vendors who sell breakfast [snacks]. Are you planning to starve me to death?”

[Imagined ending:] The city management officer lifted up the traffic officer’s chin with his index finger, “Did I not feed you enough, hmm?”

Source: Weibo

 

Real Brother

The real brother is one that, when you need a woman most desperately, is willing to be your woman…

真正的兄弟，是你最需要女人的时候，做你的女人……

寵溺 [chǒng nì]

寵溺 [chǒng nì] adj. adv. & n. Spoil+indulge. Indulgent, indulgently, loving indulgence.

CP

Lan Yu

Do you know this? I like everything about you.

Hu Jun and Liu Ye

CP n. Couple. This Internet slang term is often used to describe couples in movies or TV series. Sometimes it is also used to describe real-life couples. CP粉 [CP fěn] n. Fans of on-screen couples. They sometimes hope that the two actors become a real-life couple.