QAQ

QAQ <Emoticon> The emoticon looks like a sad face with a gaping mouth and a pair of teary eyes. It is often used to express sadness.

He Jiong-Like Statue

#Community responded about the Nezha statue resembling He Jiong# A net user shared street art pics of a statue looking like He Jiong. The community staff claimed “it is absolutely a coincidence. We didn’t see this coming.”  He Jiong: This! The sculptor’s inspiration was?

@扒圈青年

#街区回应何炅哪吒版雕像 ​​​​#有网友晒出街头偶遇的一座雕像照像极了饰演哪吒的何炅，街区工作人员表示“完全是场意外，我们自己都没有想到” ​​​​

Source: Weibo

土酷 [tǔ kù]

土酷 [tǔ kù] adj. Provincial+cool. This Internet slang term sounds like “too cool.” It refers to the style that accentuates the humor of mundane and unrefined clothes and objects.

殺馬特 [shā mǎ tè] and 洗剪吹 [xǐ jiǎn chuīand]

Celebrities like Han Geng (Left) and Jay Chou sport hairstyles typical of the scene people.

殺馬特 [shā mǎ tè] adj./n. Kill+horse+special. Smart. The scene people. This Internet slang term mimics the pronunciation of the English word “smart,” but it is used to tease the teenagers and young adults who prefer a fashion style that emphasizes androgyny and bright colors. These young people usually migrated from rural areas to urban areas. They lack higher education and take on low-income jobs in cities. Their fashion choices reflect their need for attention and sense of alienation in the process of urbanization.

洗剪吹 [xǐ jiǎn chuīand] n. Wash+cut+blow. This Internet slang term refers to the scene people’s hairstyle as well the scene people as a group.

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Traffic Officer and City Management Officer

I just passed by an intersection when I overhead a traffic officer saying to a city management officer, “You are driving out all the street vendors who sell breakfast [snacks]. Are you planning to starve me to death?”

[Imagined ending:] The city management officer lifted up the traffic officer’s chin with his index finger, “Did I not feed you enough, hmm?”

Source: Weibo

 

Hai Di Lao’s Servers

What kind of creature is the servers at HaiDiLao [Hot Pot]?

海底捞的服务员是一种怎样的存在 

 

撞臉 [zhuàng liǎn]

撞臉 [zhuàng liǎn] v. Face+bump. This Internet slang term is often used to describe celebrity look-alikes.

A flight attendant from a Chinese airline totally looks like Song Joong-ki. If you didn’t look closely you would think they are the same person. Share your opinion. 

某航空公司的空少撞脸宋仲基，不仔细看还以为是同一个人，你们觉得像吗？

Source: Weibo

October Jones’s Art

A Tumblr user called October Jones matches train passengers with the drawings of the heads of cartoon characters to kill time. Hilarious!

汤不热上一名叫October Jones的网友在火车上给旁边的乘客画上卡通人物的头来打发时间，实在太搞了。

Why You Haven’t Entered a Relationship

#Why You Haven’t Entered a Relationship# by @一只学屌

#为什么还不谈恋爱# by @一只学屌

Square Dancing Philanderer

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This time the aunties who do the square dancing really had to hang out the white flag! Hahahahaha, what a captivating square dancing philanderer! I lost myself in his fascinating dance moves!

这一次广场舞大妈终于输了，哈哈哈哈哈，好魔性的广场舞骚年，那醉人的舞姿也是看醉了