Internet Slang

少女心 [shào nǚ xīn]

少女心 [shào nǚ xīn] n. Teen girl’s heart. A person with a teen girl’s heart is girly, dreamy, sensitive, vigorous, and sentimental. This Internet slang term is often used positively to describe a person who unapologetically adores girly toys and longs for romantic chance encounters with male celebrities like a moony teenage fangirl. This term sometimes runs the risk of perpetuating gender stereotypes about girls and teenagers.

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Jokes

Period Fiasco

The finals were just over. I, a junior high school student, was taking care of my 5-year-old brother (a little brat) at home during the break when my period came. Coincidentally, the restroom door was broken at the same time…While I was changing that thing, my brother came in…and then he exited screaming at the top of his lungs. The saddest part is he called 110…telling them “my sister is trying to kill herself in the restroom.” The local police came in less than five minutes and my parents also came home…the neighbors were startled too. So embarrassing.

Note: It’s important to teach little boys what menstruation is…

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When You Father Knows How to Create Special Effects

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What does it feel like to have a father who can create special effects? OMG this is crazy fresh! The kid’s nana would say after watching the clip that she would have a heart attack. [笑cry]

有个会做特效的老爸是什么体验?卧槽这看得好爽!孩儿他奶看完表示心脏病犯了[笑cry]

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Family Education

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【So Family Education Is This Important! [good]】When kids are brimming with curiosity about the world, some parents feel so annoyed that they convince the kids to give up. Yet the mom in this clip keeps telling the daughter “we can try.” Show more patience and encouragement. Let family education unleash the kids’ potential! 3-minute Thai video clip “Bean Sprouts.” (We) recommend it!

【原来家庭教育这么重要![good]】当孩子对世界充满好奇时,有的家长被搞得心烦,然后劝孩子放弃。但短片中这位妈妈,却不断地告诉女儿“我们试试”。多一些耐心和鼓励,让家庭教育激发出孩子的潜能!3分钟泰国短片《豆芽》,推荐一看!L秒拍视频 by网络

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Baby Actor

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Daddy trimmed the baby’s finger nails but the baby tried to scare the dad by pretended that the little fingers were hurt…I didn’t know you are a baby of this kind, too cute! [笑cry]

粑粑给小宝宝剪指甲,宝宝居然假装被剪到手指,吓他爹。。。。没想到你是这种宝宝,太可爱了[笑cry] L秒拍视频