在路上碰见个外国友人,背着旅行包跟我说:“我想看胸毛。”
我一愣,问他:“在这里吗?”
“对,你们的胸毛很漂亮!”
想不到一帅小伙竟有这样的癖好,我犹豫了下当街脱掉了上衣,他惊惧地看我一眼!跑掉了!
事后回想了下他可能是要去动物园吧,呵呵好歹老子也是考过四级的你说PANDA会死啊?
Came across a foreign friend [In China, this is a friendly way of referring to foreigners you may or may not know] on the road. Carrying a travel bag, he said to me, “I want to see chest hair.”
I was stunned for a sec and asked him, “Here?”
“Yes. Your chest hair is so beautiful!”
I didn’t expect a handsome guy to have such a special hobby. I hesitated for a bit but then took off my shirt on the street. He looked at me in fear! And then ran away!
Later I thought it over and realized he probably wanted to go to the zoo. Hehe for better or for worse I passed CET-4 [College English Test-Level 4]. Will you die if you say PANDA?
[Note: Many non-Chinese learners of the Chinese language find it hard to pronounce the four tones correctly. Compare 胸毛 (xiōng máo) “chest hair” and 熊猫 (xióng māo) “panda”. Well this foreign friend was so close…]